First: The counseling staff at Celebration helped me save my marriage. Mel and his team kick ass, period. For that I am forever in their debt.
I've never exchanged words with Joe or Lori but I do know of their phenomenal journey. From a vision to a tiny space at the Round Rock library to the sprawling campus you see today, this is a real church success story. They don't hold anyone upside down for money. People give what they can and will give. The Champions DO dream and live big but don't hold that against them. They are good people and good shepherds.
Now I'm not a good Christian. I don't attend very often, I cuss a lot, tithe too little, smoke a little weed now and then, exceed the posted speed limit, cheat on my taxes and I've even flipped the neighbor the bird. And I LOVE Tarantino movies (a sure path to hell). I voted for Obama and still support him. I like guns and big boobies. I use bit torrent A LOT! So yeah, I'm a candidate for h-e-double hockey sticks. But when I attend Celebration a few things happen. I feel a powerful bond with the congregation and my friends. I feel like someone in the heavens really does love me, all of us, like a mother or a father. I feel like the power is within me to do great things if I wanted to. Sometimes Joe's messages really hit home. Sure, some subjects are bound to impact everyone. None of us are immune to the tragedies of life. Celebration may help you... give you an outlet for your grief and inspiration to keep on keepin on. Humans are social animals, pack animals by nature and Celebration is a great pack to join.
So I give Celebration Church 5 billion stars. Just check it out and see whats up. Won't cost you a dime. Now if you have a Catholic wife, eh, maybe you won't go too often. But try to sneak in on a Wednesday night at least.
And adopt a greyhound. You won't regret it. (Just kidding, you will have serious regrets. They have terrible gas).
Also buy power strips for all of your electronics. The friggin electronics are always vampin power when you think they are off. Cable and sat boxes are THE WORST.
Dude, Obama is NOT A TERRORIST SYMPATHIZER. Seriously, get over it. He won the election fair and square.
Adios amigos!
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