I absolutely LOVE this place. I love it almost as much as I love my Affliction shirt. Im not even sure what Affliction means but I do know that I rock that shirt hard. I love how it has a V-neck. I love that there are spirally dragons all over it. I love that the V-neck perfectly shows off my awesomely shaved chest. I love how the sleeves are short enough to show off how I shave my arms all the way up to my shoulders. God I love that $80 V-neck t-shirt. What a great purchase, and what a perfect shirt to wear to the Ranch. The best part about the Ranch is how they rock music that I havent heard since I was in highschool. There should always be room for songs from the Night at the Roxbury soundtrack. Where other line can you wait in for 45 minutes to get in and not mind at all because all you can smell is the sweet, sweet aroma of AXE body spray? If there is a line to stand in like that to buy two jagerbombs and a heinekein, I sure havent found it. I wish I could type more, but I need to do 1,000 crunches, some squats, some curls, style my hair, get a mani/pedi, and shave every hair that is less than two inches long. If you feel like me you will absolutely love this place.
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