First I am not just this overweight guy with a faux hawk at Old Chicago, I am THE overweight guy with a faux hawk at Old Chicago. For every little ""Couldn?t"" on the internet who cries, know I'm turning over 15-25 tables a night with fantastic service. I'm top tier almost nightly in tips, and generally my tables are impressed with my service. But let's get to your review. First off some topping we do have that you forgot, bell peppers, chicken, garlic, and both a red and green pesto. I actually agree with you on the fact we could use a few more toppings, however one of them is not broccoli! We could use jalape?os, salami, spinach, or feta. Any reviewer who says a place having ham and pineapple immediately looses points in their book, loses point in MY book. Guaranteed we'll be outselling Hawaiian pizzas to broccoli pizzas! I think I remember your table but I'm not 100% on that. The reason I was quick with you was the fact you kept asking about certain toppings after I told you what we had. I wasn't rude and I really doubt I was anything but quick. You continuing to whine about toppings we didn't have was annoying and unpleasant. As was finding your review. But alas, I'm sure you'll be back, so say Hi. I'll be sportin' that faux hawk, we can have a laugh, and I'll know your not here for the Hawaiian. By the way anyone with a faux hawk has the internet; just good to keep in mind before you flame any more of my kind.\r
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<3FattyFaux
Pros: Hawaiian Pizzas, Servers with FauxHawks, No Broccoli!
Cons: Having your performance rated on the Internet. lolz.
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