Good thing our friends took us here, or I would have walked out. I am from the midwest, and so it surprises me to say that this is the most jingoistic right wing place I have ever seen. The place is plastered with idiotic patriotic propaganda, so ironic that it pains me. The only thing more disgusting than the atmosphere is the Smitty burger itself. I've eaten a lot of burgers in my time, and this is the worst one I can recall. No flavor, just as much cheap ingredients as they could pool together, and a total joke at $8.25. I guess this is the American way huh? The burger isn't that big anyways. I finished mine in 5 minutes. Save your money and brains for Port Townsend.
Pros: Hawaiian waitress is a riot.
Cons: Everything.
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