I like beer, I like women, I like prescription pills, and I like Bud's Burgers. I once ate out a heated wallabee when I had no money, just so I could get a burger from Bud's, I ended up getting a form of rodent venereal disease and the damn wallabee is stalking me now, but it was well worth it to taste that charred meat from the underside of a beastly, corn-fed cow. One of my favorite past-times is taking a girl to Bud's and buying her dinner and a few cocktails, to loosen her up of course, so that she'll let me ravage her body when we get back to my place. Then when we wake up in the morning I kick her out, yank one off, and head back down to Bud's for a hangover curing Bloody Mary. Ah, such good times...
Pros: I am a pro lady wrestler. I'll pin em and stick em every time. I get a hard on in my wrestlin suit.
Cons: Yes, I am a con, acutally an ex-con. Got caught pokin' a sheep's rear on private property.
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