Hey captain_bill, you're getting warmer with your Ladybird park suggestion, since it has MOST of what you need. But I'm guessing the only 5 star campground for you would be your front yard, after all there's no full size refrigerator or craftmatic adjustable bed in the rv right?
Pros: No people sitting in lawnchairs watching cable tv in front of their Rvs
Cons: not dog friendly
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