First you'll need to get Snake the barber (Simpson's) to get off his cell phone. He doesn't say hi, just says, "you want the regular," which apparently means: cut off your bangs at the roots and halfway cut everything else. Seriously, I had to re-cut my own hair and shave my own neck when I got home just to make it even. Makes me want to learn to cut my own hair. It's a great mystery to me how they have gotten good ratings. I paid $12 and $3 tip for this???
Next time I'm going to Jacksonville for a $10 Marine Corps cut or to a salon for a $25 haircut.
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