DO I REALLY ONLY HAVE THE OPTION TO RATE IT """"""ONE"""""""" STAR????\r
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Because the kids find it interesting, we go to the Mayan about once a year. We used to go on special occasions, but the Mayan has backtracked on even birthdays, giving no special treat to the birthday kid.\r
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BEFORE I CONTINUE -- JUST LET ME TELL YOU -- I AM A VERY PATIENT consumer. As a small business owner, I understand mistakes happen, and that people can be extremely unreasonable -- but you just have to deal with it in a friendly manner. I do not take advantage of anything at restaurants. I NEVER ask for favors. I never complain to get free things. I've waited through HORRIBLE service, and sat back patiently to allow the owners to decide for themselves how they want to respond to their own shortcomings. So, for me to write this review -- it's probably the only one you'll EVER SEE FROM ME !!! (unless it's another one, about the Mayan, on another site).\r
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Anyway -- it was about that time of the year. The Mayan signed up with RESTAURANT DOT COM several months back to provide gift certificates. We purchased them, and they had a year before expiration.\r
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We planned to go with some friends, but I just HAD THIS FEELING, because of all the past experience I've had there, that they would not accept our gift certificates (I noticed they had stopped offering them on Restaurant dot com, too). So -- I called -- and sure enough -- the kid on the phone had no clue, and the manager said ""NOPE"". I had to call restaurant dot com to get a refund on the certificates.\r
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Really, it's NO SKIN OFF MY BACK, because it's literally a sacrifice to go to the Mayan for food to begin with, because the food is SOOOO TERRIBLE, as is the service. I always joke that we should sneak in boxes of BETOS because then it would actually be a good meal.\r
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This is one place the customer is NEVER RIGHT. Every time I've gone, it's only been worse. The teenage kids they hire are irresponsible and unfriendly. It's like they must hire them for a reality show about rude kids and the CUSTOMER IS THE NANNY!!! \r
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The managers are unresponsive. The food SUCKS SO BAD. Everything is bland. Even the refried beans have a weird taste (so you can resort to a standard burrito and feel like you've done ok.). I seriously can't understand how this place stays in business. I've enjoyed plenty of good times and good service within this shopping center. If they are run by the same management, I just can't understand for the life of me how they can be so obnoxious.\r
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This place accepts no accountability. It's as if they are in business to be out of business. If anybody enjoys their job at the Mayan, let it be known -- cause it sure doesn't seem like they do.\r
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It's a very sad thing to say that going to In-N-Out makes you feel more special than going to the Mayan -- of course, In-N-Out is the best at what they do. They know how to bring in teenagers, value their work, reward them for GOOD work, and treat the customer as they should be treated. STILL -- THIS IS A SIT DOWN restaurant (the MAYAN) with a special theme. And it is BY FAR the worst dining experience, ALL ASPECTS, of any restaurant I have ever gone to -- and it is CONSISTENT!!! I have gone probably four times now, and only once was it a decent experience, likely due to the fact we had about 50 people there, and they knew they couldn't blow an opportunity.\r
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Save yourself some trouble, folks -- go get some Mexican pickup, head out to your local public pool, and watch the kids jump off the diving board. A lot more fun, and a lot better food. You could probably even request some special dives !!!! :)\r
Pros: Even the diving novelty has worn off...
Cons: EVERYTHING!!!
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