China Chef Express

To put it bluntly, China Chef, or ""Chef"" as I call them, is Chronic Bionic. If your lookin to get at some bombay grub straight to your dome, chill on some Chef. The best time, in my opinion, to get at some Chef is right after you cheif a bleez to the sky. They serve you up with the superior quickness as well. I usually order it right before I dip out of my house, and it is always ready by the time I get there. I think the most prime grub to get is the sesame chicken with extra hot ""a-spiciness"", or ""number 32"" as they seem to prefer to call it. Now, I am an expert on grubin down to chinatown, and this is pretty much MAX. My friends often ask ourselves which is more bomb? China Chef, or Jessica Simpson? I think it depends on how blazed you are, because honestly, I'm just tryin to chill bra! One time one my friends refered to Chef as a glowing becon in the distance. If you don't like China Chef you are a cuntrag, and deserve to be castrated for ever disrespecting such a wonderful establishment. Most chinese resturaunts usually have a few dishes that are straight nasty city. Not Chef, no mater what you get they always come through with some prime grub to your grill. They definatly have the best grub-o available in the Twip. So what I suggest is, stop tryin to be a pussboy, go scoop up a Dro G-Bo and a Swisher to chill on if you're lookin to get down, call Chef to place your order, and it will be ready to grubdown upon whenever you arrive. Chill on it. Pros: It's Max bombay. Cons: I caught them speaking without the chinese accent one time, which I think is just a marketing technique. more

I think China Chef is one of best Chinese restaurants in the Shelby Township area. As the above reviewers mentioned, you get large portions for your buck and the food is delicious. The staff is very patient and do not grunt with you request substitutions. My favorite is the Almond Chicken but everything I have ever ordered was delicious. Highly recommend! They could probably make a mint if they decided to expand to a dine-in restaurant. Pros: Delicious Food & Great Prices Cons: Too Bad It Is Not A Dine-In Restaurant As Well... more

Finally, a Chinese restaurant that offers chop suey without tons of cornstarch. This restaruant is able to provide a great beef chop suey with a light beef gravy that isn't loaded with cornstarch. The vegetables stay crispy and aren't soggy by the next day -- that's if there's any left for leftovers! It's that good! Pros: food is excellent, offers dinner rolls Cons: phone help is rude more

The food is delicious and you get large amounts of food for a very reasonable price. The portions are large and most places charge more for the same size. Employees are very helpful and service is good. The variety and choices you have are endless. This is the BEST place to go for a great deal. Good food, good service, good deals. Why go anywhere else? more