No one expects to have dinner theatre put them off their food. You hope for some entertainment that is engaging while not making you completely forget the meal before you. Sadly, the cabaret show at Amore makes a person down their food and drink compulsively in an attempt to escape the drone of it's mostly bad acts.
While the menu holds up and delivers what it promises - excellent taste sensations (heavenly sauces) and the ambiance of the resturant is pleasing enough, the cabaret show is at least two-thirds atrocious and ultimately dysfunctional. For starters, there needs to be a dedicated emcee who can create a stir with his/her voice and can actually enunciate words. Although there were apparently some technical difficulties (no-really?) this should not be the time or place for a rehearsal run of the show. And as to the old radio detective show format, there are reasons they had REAL actors play those parts on the original shows: people who are not actors cannot act, and obviously none of them had ever read the script before. And there is another reason the old radio shows worked: you did not see players lack of expression or out of role costumes while the show was going on. Though there were a handfull of acts that were truly entertaining, they were eclipsed by cast members who either can't sing or can't choose arrangements that suit their voices, and an unintelligible announcer, as well as abrubt starts and stops of music, equipment failures and lack of sound effects for that dull radio thing. Someone really needs to rethink this disaster before the few good performers are thrown out with the overwhelmingly ( and here I'm being kind) mediocre. Perhaps the head of this debacle can salvage a show, e.g. concentrate on the bellydancer, the two female burlesque acts, and the female impersonator. Show business is brutal. Make sure your prospective performers have exceptional talent before you put them on stage. That's what auditions and rehearsals are for.
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