I can say with some certainty that the Patriot Car Wash is indeed patriotic. Judging by the striking red, white and blue paint job that is nearly retina-searing, they take their patriotism very seriously too. Unfortunately, they don't seem to take washing cars as seriously. Their service is competent but lacking. Compared to visiting Autosheen, which is a dazzling event for the whole family, visiting the Patriot is just a matter of having your car washed by some burly guys in jumpsuits. It's adequate. 3.2 thumbs up.
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