When Kenneth isn't building decks he doesn't need his truck. He probably thought it was a good thing to put a big sign on the truck to advertise. And the best idea he has in his advertising arsenal is to let a child drive the truck through neighborhoods like an old man mowing down people at a farmers market.
I know what you're saying, a young kid is driving which means he is going to be going fast; how am I going to have enough time to get the name of the business? You might get caught off guard and think the tacos from last night are making their way through, but it's not the tacos its anything with a drum and bass line cranked up to 11.
I'm sure the poor kid can barely grow a beard; the music is blasting so loud from the truck any peach fuzz the child is able to grow is violently shaken off by the bass coming from the stereo system.
Please, please hire Kenneth to take his truck to a job where it is needed most. So this young child isn't left to drive a truck like a toy and this kid can have a normal childhood of sitting in front of an Xbox all day in an air conditioned room.
So next time you're out on your back porch made up of cinderblocks and a few planks of wood, and the only thing you can hear are the trees rustling? Please give Kenneth a call to upgrade your back porch so maybe there is a chance I could enjoy that quiet too.
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