Look, it's not like the Dentist is number one on my list of ""Places to go to have someone put something in your mouth"", but Aspen Dental does fulfill my little fetish. I like my teeth cleaned and Nicole is awesome. I'm being totally honest when I say that a great cleaning is ALMOST as good as sex (well it's a distant almost, but you get my point). She's the only one I want. My wife gives me this look every time I come back from the Aspen Dental like I still have glitter on my face from a stripper.
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