Thanks AAA! You've given me a great idea for a new business. First, I'll set up a website offering my services and not mention to anyone stupid enough to contact me that I'm charging $50 just to show up. Once I get to the appointment I will quote the most ridiculous price I can think of for whatever simple job they need done-- (Oh, you need some screws tightened on your water heater? That will cost $50,000.) The customer will of course try to throw me out of their home, but before they do, I'll tell them that they owe me $50 just for the privilege of having me show up. If I can do this 10-20 times a day I can make a good buck and not actually have to do any work. Just incase word of my scam gets out, I'll write a million fake reviews about how great I am and bury all the negative reviews from actual customers. Thanks again AAA, I can't wait to adopt your practices and start stealing from people.
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