I visited ""Pirates Dinner Adventure"" on April 4, 2009 and I must say it was an experience...First.
I'd like to thank the bartender for adding an extra touch to my Long Island Iced Tea. (If I didn't have my Long Island Iced Tea(in hand)- I'd probably go crazy.)
Secondly,
I'd like to Thank the Long-haired Klingon Orange Pirate for making my Adventure memorable.
Third.
I'd like to give props to the Princess for trying to play hard to get....but...
Lastly.
My Blue Pirate Benjamin won the princess over. Who else can take a girl backstage within the first 30 minutes of meeting?
Long Island Iced Tea in a Gold Souvenir Pimp Cup=$16.
Having a Blue Pirate win the Princess over and hitting it within the first 30 minutes of winning her over & eating a Chicken dinner while all the drama is unfolding.=$50.
Having the entire Blue section Chant ""PONY-TAIL, PONY-TAIL"" at the Long haired Orange KLINGON pirate with a tattooed sun below his navel, wearing Nike's & having a ""security guard"" come to your table and tell you to ""Be Quiet...or else"". - PRICELESS!
At the end of the ""Pirate Adventure""-I turned to my Brother and asked...""So-who won?"" I couldn't even follow the storyline. Did a plot even exist in the Pirate's Dinner Adventure Theater?
Hell if I know.
(P.S.)
Blame it on the A-A-A-ALCOHOL.
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