After several holding patterns (circles) around the vehicle I was interested in, to no avail, I decided to fly in to the war zone. I was greeted outside the compound by what seemed to be a restaurant hostess. She said ""Hi my name is ditzy."" How can I spoil your car buying experience today? I escorted the hostess to the car I was interested in & had her seated in the drivers seat. This is the law she stated, but did not thank me for obeying. I mentioned that when I grow up, I might like to drive one of these. She sked me to get in, & said for now, she would be the one driving. To my elation, after about a mile, she pulled over said I could drive now. Yipeee! I tried to have a adult discussion about reviews I had read online about the vehicle, but she would have none of it. She said replied, ""all cars are that way"" So, after parking the car from a VERY brief legally mandated route she explained, I started to ask a few questions, but before I could, she ran back inside the compound. I was told STAY DOGGIE. Out came the waitress I assume from the very same restaurant, possibly. I looked to my left & thought..well there is a Hometown Buffet next door...The waitress then introduced herself, did not offer anything to drink by the way, but asked If I would like to buy said vehicle. Straight to the entree' just like that i thought? No, she was asking I liked it. Yes, but I have a few questions. She tried to answer, & asked if I would like to come in now & meet the management. I just left, feeling a bit hungrier for fine dining at this point.
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