Week 1: ""I hate life. I especially hate Scott! At least he's funny""\r
Week 2: ""I can't move. I hate Scott. I heard this joke last week.""\r
Week 3: ""Is this work out getting easier or am I just getting better at blocking out these ridiculously corny anecdotes?!""\r
Week 4: ""I just did 50 push-ups in less time than it took Madonna (and Scott) to sing 'Like a Virgin'. For as proud as I am, I'll be keeping this accomplishment to myself!""\r
Week 5: ""Where did all of this motivation come from? Did I just get a compliment on my body? How the hell do I know all of the words to this Katy Perry song?""\r
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Seriously though, Scott's boot camp is awesome. I didn't realize how out of shape I was until day one at this place. It's been a lot easier to stick to my fintess goals knowing that all I have to commit to is showing up, because once you're inside, there is no wandering aimlessly around the gym clueless; there is no going home after three sets of half-assed curls. It's a full hour of weights, lunges, push-ups, and where-the-hell-does-he-come-up-with-this-shit exercises. As an added bonus you get a full hour of laffy-taffy jokes, 90's music trivia, awkward made-up stories, ridiculous one-liners, and playground trash-talking from our favorite aspiring amature stand up comedian, Trainer Scott. He tries so hard sometimes, but it's hard to laugh at yo-mamma jokes when your abs are already on fire.
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