This gym is the coolest. Sifu Scott taught me the greatest part of the art of American combat jiu jistsu: the art of inventing a brazilian jiu jitsu master and then claiming whatever rank you desire. Currently I am ranked 7 and half stripe Brown under master Consuela Remroids! Obviously I am new to this lying about ranks thing and thus would not dream of claiming the black belt Master Fraud Scott claims. I will opnly feel ready once I fully understand the intricacies of claiming to be bullied whenever I'm asked to provide proof of my rank. I'm positive Sifu Scott will expertly guide me though.
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