Are you too weak to get through life on your own and need an imaginary friend called god? Then I highly recommend this church. They provide all the brainwashing and indoctrination you need. Your brain will quickly be infested with the christian mind virus in no time. Join your fellow cult members in believing ancient fairy tales and awaiting the return of a rotting 2,000 year old mythological zombie corpse. Oh Jesus, take a bath!\r
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If you prefer to avoid schizophrenia and stay grounded in reality, then perhaps you should pick up a science book and pull that bone out of your nose. Praise Santa Claus. Praise Him! (Cap. H)
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