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OH HOLY F*CK WHAT A SH*THOLE! CAHOKIA IS THE WORST EVER! - Review by citysearch c | Rally's Hamburgers

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OH HOLY F*CK WHAT A SH*THOLE! CAHOKIA IS THE WORST EVER! 1/9/2011

This was the fifth drive through I went to on my quest for some caloric intake. Every drive through has been populated with people who can barely speak english... this one is no different. I half expected a reeses monkey to be at the window when I drove up. I placed my order and waited 20 minutes in a drive through that I would have chewed my leg off to get out of. I recieved a regular coke instead of a diet, much to the chagrin of my diabetic pancreas, and exchanged it and drove away, after my 20 minute wait. The FISH SANDWICH was a HUGE MISTAKE. I reckon it was a realllllllllllly bad case of freezer burn, with an inexperienced cook... it was the texture of SHOE LEATHER... the fries were clammy and chewy. The Burger was passable. Cahokia... you are a SH*T HOLE... and every one that I came in contact there had the appearance and banter of a crack head... I would smoke crack if I lived there... this is the worst place around.... avoid cahokia... it will suck the marrow from your bones. Truth in advertisement. Their slogan is ""you gotta eat""... so if I were in the middle of, let's say, a VAST DESERT, and was dying of thirst and hunger, and low and behold a RALLY's came into view, with a little inner turmoil I MIGHT be forced to order something... ""YOU GOTTA EAT""... is as stupid a slogan as the people who one might see in the drive through of a RALLY's... people who may not know how to procure food of their own, and may be starving in an urban jungle... people who say out loud ""hey, I GOTTA EAT""... as if this had some perverse relevance... ""Da's RIGHT YOU GODDA EAT MUFFUKKA!"".. ""Da's RIGHT""! RALLY's! ""MUFFUKKA GOT's DA EAT!"" more
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