So much so, that I had to read it several times: ""HOW CAN I USE MY BORING BABY TO SPICE UP MY IMAGE""?
It behooves me to suggest--I know, this is over the top--that the ""owner"" of that little parcel identified as her offspring, should consider, if she finds this question anywhere within the realm of normalcy, to offer her ""boring baby"" up to a real live human family, and just go out and shop. Preferably' till she drops. THAT'S how offensive I find this AD COPY FOR TEHEN.
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