I don't know why everyone has such bad reviews about this place. I found the staff to be quite courteous. Okay, the nursing staff were adamant at scratching and clawing at people, but we deserved it. \r
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I went there to take care of a hangnail, and the process took an understandable 7 hours. There were doctors everywhere, but they were just as lazy as the rest of us are on a regular basis. I spent 3 hours in my examination room before my doctor first showed up. He was 800 pounds, had one eye, a hook for a hand and smelled like tuna and cinnamon rolls. \r
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The hook was cold as he shoved it up my ass which was wierd because I'd already had a prostate exam a few weeks ago, but I'm not the type of person to question things. \r
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He had that thing up my butt for a good hour before he was called to another room. As he picked up his shotgun, he told me in a horrible accent that he'd be back. That's fine, because I'm very patient.\r
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Hour 6.75 he returned as he said he did with the nursing staff who had molotov cocktails in their claws. Without a word, they began launching their parcels at me as the doc unloaded his shotgun.\r
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I bolted out of there, and as I ran a piece of buckshot cleared my hangnail like magic. Thanking the staff as I bursted through the glass doors which took too long to open from the get-go, they waved back and told me to come again as the miniguns on the roof unloaded at me.\r
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I loved it there. I think I'll go back when I'm due for a prostate exam sometime tomorrow.
Pros: Excellent hangnail removal
Cons: Shotguns, molotov cocktails, surprise metallic prostate exam
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