First Impression: The wait staff and hostesses are all supermodels and hunky superstar lacrosse players/part-time Abercrombie models. There was a manager guy in a suit that looked like he stepped off the page of a Hugo Boss ad. THE CHEEKBONES ON THIS MAN. The staff was so good looking my lunchmate and I barely spoke to each other because we were busy staring around in awe and feeling super under dressed.\r
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Lunchmate: Dude Bobby is looking really good.\r
Me: Bobby? How do you know his name? Is he wearing a name tag?\r
Lunchmate: No, he just looks like a Bobby.\r
Me: Yea, he's got those veins on his forearms.\r
Lunchmate: Yea he's making me feel anxious.\r
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We eat in silence.\r
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Me: Do you realize we haven't said more than ten words to each other because you've been staring at Bobby.\r
Lunchmate (pretending to be Bobby, grabbing his shirt close to him and gesturing to reach over): Excuse my pecs, I'd like to grab your plate.\r
Me: You want Bobby to grab something else, I suspect.\r
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End Scene.\r
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But seriously, let's get down to brass tacks here folks.\r
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1.The service was reeediculously attentive, to the point that if I even moved my face towards a server and parted my lips slightly, they were there before I could even utter a phrase.\r
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2. The food. It was good. I had the lentil soup which is vegan and the Pizza (which was not- SHHHH! I SINNNED!) But only b/c it had cheese. The crust is kosh. The lentil soup woulda done me, it was so hearty and full of finely chopped veggies, mushrooms, delightful. The pizza was like, woah, this is GOOD GOOD.\r
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3. The atmosphere. I felt like I had been transported to a chic european restaurant, the lines are clean, minimal, airy with just the right amount of Rococo accents. It would be an amazing place to have a bridal luncheon or the like.\r
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4. The price. One would think that there would be a premium on service, sexiness and superior sustenance, but you'd be wrong. The prices were reasonable and then some. This is some place you take your Mom for a lovely lunch. It's that good, bring your Mom here.\r
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Bobby, I'll be back.
Pros: fun atmosphere, hot waitstaff, good food
Cons: loud, wait can be long
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