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SMELLS LIKE AUSTINE AFTER HE GOES POOOOOOOO - Review by citysearch c | Ryce Oriental Buffet

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SMELLS LIKE AUSTINE AFTER HE GOES POOOOOOOO 7/10/2009

I cant take it I walk in and theres this hugs chinese kid named Austine Chong. He keeps eating all of the freakin food so I basically starved. All they had was soy milk and freakin sierra mist. When you walk in they make you rub the belly of this huge chinese statue. it really creeped me out. Worst of all it smelled absolutely horrible. I couldn't stand the stench. Even the great Roscoe Jenkins said it smelled like a pile of sweaty chongs. Everything was soiled and my boyfriend Ken Harvey was appalled at all the of the latrells who wanted fried chicken but couldnt get any. My great friend Marshawn Lynch described this place as a huge latrell and Chong gathering. I WILL NEVER EVER EVER PARTAKE IN THIS TYPE OF DINING EXPERIENCE again. Pros: absolutly nothing Cons: to many CHONGS more
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