Slocum House my love, we need to talk... We've been seeing each other on and off since I moved here in 2005 and typically had great times together.
Why did you ignore me last night? And when you finally acknowledge my presence you promised me a roller coaster of great new things and then rushed me through all of them! I always looked forward to the gifts of Calimari you'd bestow upon me accompanied with that wonderful orange dipping sauce! But last night you shocked me with that terrible lime mayonnaise. Why? Are you trying to tell me something, Slocum? You were more interested in MeganD last night, weren't you?
From now on I think it would be best if you continue to see other people.
-Andrea
Pros: Clean restrooms
Cons: Service, Ultra-unadventurous wine list
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