I keep reading these reviews ""oh the staff at Neptune was so MEAN to us! How dare they!""
Get off your high horse and welcome to Queens, bitches. This is service with a sneer. ""Oh, the waiter seemed like he didn't even want to be there!""
Well, would you?
Botttom line; this is a great diner, regardless of what these tourist beergarden dropouts (who are all probably from Long Island or Brooklyn) have to say about it. If you think the phrase ""I will take my business elsewhere"" has any effect on this diner, well, go away.
And they have excellent muffins!
Pros: Great food, timely and rude service; what more do you want
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