You wanna get tetanus? Looking for your car to get broken into? Want to wash your laundry in fear? Enjoy watching people pillage the sordid dumpsters outside your apartment? Enjoy the smell of somebody else's ganj? Enjoy the thorough chlorine burn the indoor pool will punish you with??? Well do we have the schmit hole for you! The M.C. is literally a haven of nightly police activity. Those colorful blue and red lights go well with the constant fear of having your car getting broken into, finding ""burnt"" spoons in the parking lot, and getting completely screwed over by the misers in the office. Sure, the sign up offer sounds enticing, but it's not worth the 6 months to one year of literal hell you'll be enduring in this purgatory. What? Rap music? all the time? SURE! Crappy decrepit porches, on the verge of collapsing in a blazing inferno? YOU GOT IT! Constant bickering, yelling, and verbal and emotional abuse on poor under-priveledged kids? SAY NO MORE! Obsenities? YES! From little children? OF COURSE! Poor parenting? CORRECT-A-MUNDO! \r
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If you'd curious to know what purgatory is going to feel like, then look no more! Otherwise, you are better off literally, pitching a tent and living in a park. \r
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...i am totally serious
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