Okay, either the owner of this Quizno's has a HUGE family and employs every teenage boy he's related to or he's refusing to hire anyone over the age of 16 because they would sp*t in his face if he offered them the $4/hr and all the Mountain Dew you can drink that I'm pretty sure he's giving to the adolescents he has in there now. They just don't care about doing any work. ANY! I can deal without some halfassed, ""Hello, welcome to Quizno's"" but here's a tip, when a person stares at the order board and then steps forward and looks directly at you, that most likely means they're ready to order. And since you're doing nothing else but throwing what I hope to God is mayo or ranch dressing at your prepubescent coworker, I think you're available to take said order. All set there, kiddo? Okay, so here's my order. Hey, I gave you a ten, that means I get change back, genius. Okay, all set now if I just had my cup...oh, but wait, you've already wandered off to do something to the chili (thank God I didn't hear what exactly you're going to do to it but note to self: avoid the chili). Oh excuse me...boys? Boys? Excuse me?! HEY! Give me my freakin' cup! Oh, no no, don't offer any apology for your lack of service or snotty little ""I think I'm a skater boy because I shop at PacSun and say 'dude' a lot"" attitude, I'll just let that all go. But then what happens? The soda machine starts spitting out pure soda water. Oh boys, looks like your service is needed again, sorry to bother you with, y'know, WORK. What's that? You don't know how to fix the soda ""thingy,"" but it's been doing that for awhile? Amazing how you haven't called someone in to fix that darn ""thingy."" How shall we rectify this situation? Wait, you want to just shrug your shoulders & say ""sorry""? Uh, no, not gonna' fly. You are going to hand me a bottle of soda before I grab you by the puka shell necklace & teach you basic manners & that growing up in Cary doesn't make you ""hood."" Annoying brats.
Pros: Great if you're a 15-year old girl looking for a boyfriend
Cons: The service is poor (damn CitySearch censoring my words that aren't even curse words...)
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