When I came to Massage Envy
The people here were very friendly
After walking in I took off my camouflage
So I could get a nice massage
From the head to the feet down
The pleasure of the moment had me drowned
This is a place to relax
Not having to endure the attacks
Nor having to dodge the ammunition
It is a safe refuge for a solider on a mission
Live for every pleasure as your body tingles
Enjoy the time that you get to intermingle
With the massage therapist
While their hands firmly press
Into the muscle tissue
Eliminating every one of your bodies issues
So if you are feeling sore
And it is refuge that you seek
Then come into our door
Were open 7 days a week
By Christopher M. Lange
Pros: It is all good
Cons: no cons
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