So weird. My therapist was Carlos. And he was so sketchy. He put the bandana on his head right before the massage and had his big gold chains dangling away during my massage. I'm pretty sure the fake accent wasn't too comforting either. He was like "do the sauna, go in the sauna, go in the sauna." No weird Carlos I don't like the Sauna. Ok, then he lubed me up with waaaaay too much oil. Which made me feel like a winner. Oh yes then asked if i needed work on my "buttocks"...um no Carlos I don't need work on my buttocks but thanks. Then pulled my underwear down way too far and made me feel super weird. and continued to still halfway try to massage my rumpola. Wow. Not to mention the whole leg massage was super brutal and weird. And too close for comfort. What i really loved is when he kept stretching my arms so it was like total nip exposure several times. Great. To catch a predator.
Pros: Clean Rooms, free shaver
Cons: Sketchy Therapist
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