holy sweet genius that hurt last night WHOA! She was amazing!!! Some of the best I have ever had in a hotel that was so quick like that!! I was pratically screaming last night.... yeah and i have several STD's now..... thats chill though. I love this hotel... very hot recepitonist... yeah!!! Im so cool! I did it last night with a cheap little fuzzy man peaches... oh yes! I lovem nice and fuzzy, like a crazy platapus...... oh man yes! but provo bites man-rocks pretty bad no real alchol....or coffe *shudder* i have no idea how i even got up after THAT AMAZING NIGHT!!!! I really love the hottub... yeah, i am the bomb... i heard that for the first time about 5 years ago! So here is my life story,
Chapter 1:
When i was a little fuzzy man peach my father took me out fishing to catch old man greg... he is a creepy- scally-man-fish.... we fell in love...
Chapter 2:
when i was 16 i drove to las vegas and got PK LIKE A NOOB by a bum... who was actually greg in a disguise
Chapter 3:
when i was 18 my father showed me a "ding-a-ling" i was very schell shocked, but then i grew to love them like a whopper from BK (have it your way)
Chapter 4: when i was 20 i went to colledge at the unviersity of utah (U of U) gay. it bit squirell. bad. like tarry. (we like to encopritate YEAHS from other cities... OMG TARRY I ♥ YOU)
Chapter 5: then i got married to weston figgnugets jokcroutch, i loved him so much, until i found out he was cheating on me with greg, and he was a guy... and he made a weird motorboat noise.... TEE-HEE i actually loved it.... just like every single one of you that is reading this and is probably sharting there pants laughing at my "series of unfortunate events" god i love that series.... i love the baby the best
Chapter 6: I went to europe and was once agin owned by greg this time disguised as the king of england.... it was awesome!!! I began to love greg once again..... and a young man... by the name of braydon allen...
I LOVE YOU GREG!!! BUTTSHAFT!!
Pros: greg was there... and brayden...OH YES!! fuzzy little man peach...easy now...
Cons: utah....man peach
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