To all my world wide friends, A thorough list comprising all the offences of this restaurant is impossible and incomprehensible. First, the food was perfectly mediocre. Could not have been more bland. Almost like eating something I could have whipped up at home in a jiffy. Second, service was shoddy. The waiter was a bit too chatty for my fancy. Wouldn't consistently replenish my "Arnold Palmer" and only asked how I was enjoying the meal THREE TIMES! He didn't seem interested. Overall atmosphere was a bit gaudy, but right up my ally. In short, I would describe my experience as wonderfully satisfactory, yet disappointing. I recommend this restaurant on special occasions such as Easter, Yom Kippur, Dia de la Muerte, and President's day. Tell em joshua sent ya.
Pros: Yes, cooks were excellent.
Cons: Wouldn't know, I've never been to jail. Interesting question though.
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