Have you ever wondered what it would be like to swim with large, great white sharks? Well, if you go to Shark Club the only kind of sharks you will see are in the shark tank. All the sharks on the dance floor turned out to be a bunch of whales. If you want, "bump, bump, bump", the only bumping going to get is from a sp*rm whale. BE ADVISED! If you are into keeping warm by using blubber, this is your place! I was looking for a sensual seduction but instead got a sensual reduction. On to the ratio. The ratio between men and women leans towards an extra capacity of pot-bellyed men...and women. If you are looking to climb the trees of amazonian forest women, be my guest! But for me, I beg to differ. Let me sum it up in one word....monstrosity. Cheers, my fellow reviewers!
Pros: Inside Atmosphere, Go-go dancers, hip-hop music
Cons: Getto outside atmosphere, beached whales, "No fine girls just ugly faces", expensive drinks
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