As a seasoned expert with a wide background in music. I grew up on the Streets of Loredo, TX hoping to be the next Johnny cash. To my dismay I went into a chemically induced Coma and woke up on the Streets of portland , OR. I became a local bar favorite over night and before long was making money hand over fist from my musical performances. I soon realized with my walmart 5 finger special guitar I wasnt gonna make the big times. So i ventured into Guitar Center in downtown Portland. The minute I arrived a sales associate was eager to kick me out, so I waved 20 grand cash in face and explained to him I was kind of a big deal here. So the sales rep "" Bob"" took me to his favorite guitar section in the store. I was soon happy and playing a Fender Squire. I told Bob to burn in Hell. So i searched out for a female that I could at least undress with my eyes while looking for my dream guitar. After finding Nancy and undressing her with my eyes I discovered she was also a talented musician and loved the Fender series one texas telecaster. She soon had my attention. After deciding to buy the guitar she helped me pick out a Marshall Stack. I couldnt be happier with Guitar Center, I scored a great guitar and Amp. If it wasnt for the excellent service at guitar Center I would have never gotten Nancy's phone number and purchased my dream set.
Pros: Nancy
Cons: Bob
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