FOOD IS BEST EVER ANYWHERE. DRINKS ARE CHEAPER AND BETTER THAN EVERYWHERE EVER. IT?S AMAZING. OWNER IS CUTER THAN ANYONE EVERYWHERE. PARADISE PARK IS PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT RESTAURANT OF OUR TIME. IT?S AMAZING. AS CHIC AS ANY NEW YORK TREND SETTING BAR LIKE ?BUBBY?S.? EXPECT TO SEE DENIRO, HARVERY KEITEL, AND THE KENNEDY?S.EATING CORN DOGS. NASHVILLE IS NOW A BETTER PLACE IT?S AMAZING. NO PARKING. SERVICE IS NOT GOOD, BUT THAT?S TO BE EXPECTED. IT?S AMAZING. WE ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN CADILLAC RANCH. I SAT IN A CAR. I WENT AT LUNCH AFTER THE PREDS WON, IT WAS THE GREATEST BURGER THAT HAS EVER BEEN CREATED SINCE WRITTEN HISTORY. THE FLOWER TOLIETS ARE THE BEST IDEA EVER FOR DECORATING. IT?S AMAZING. IT?S A DREAM COME TRUE. I DON?T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE DON?T THINK IT?S THE GREATEST PLACE IN ALL THE LAND. THE TATER TOTS ARE CRISPY AND AMAZING. PARADISE PARK YEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pros: IT'S THE COOLEST BEST EVER EVERYTHING!!
Cons: WHY DON'T PEOPLE KNOW ITS THE BEST PLACE EVER FOR EVERYTHING EVER
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