Unbelievable that such a quaint?yet packed?place could have the worst food ever. Both my friend and I ordered their special: his the vegetable risotto and mine the homemade meatloaf. We couldn't believe when both of our dishes came out and were nothing short of Tyson TV dinners. The risotto's ""fresh"" vegetables were none other than those of BIRDS EYE! You know how we know?! We asked! And the bartender actually told us that they were a frozen mix! 14 bucks for frozen peas and carrots. To top it off, my meatloaf was a Tyson tv tray meal. The marinara sauce was tomato paste and garlic, still in the shape of the can it came from. The meat, if it was indeed meat, was cold and wet. Disgusting meal, bad music. OK wine. Personally, I think this place is just a joke. Trying to con hipsters into thinking it's the coolest place in the world and ever so hip. If that's the case, then this place rocks. Sock it to 'em, Moto! But if it's for real and thinks it can get away overcharging for bad food and cramping us in, then Moto, I'll see you in hell.
Pros: Perfect place to bring a date...
Cons: ....perfect place to bring a BAD date
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