Let's say that if you would enjoy a tacky restaurant that serves horrible food, Kokomo's is the place to go. The service was horrible and the waitress actually sat down in a chair to take our order. She not only forgot our appetizers but admitted that the pizza would take longer to make than our meal! The food was old, over-salted and over-onioned. That's right, if you order seafood paella, you will get some rice with your onions. The pork-jerk sandwich was dry, rough and looked like it was scraped from some old ribs, placed into a dry bun and smothered in barbeque sauce. If your order includes garlic bread, you might as well ask for a substitution. It consists of the same loaf used for hoagies and dipped in butter and topped with chunks of raw garlic. You'll never get a refill on a drink and never order beer. It comes to you skunky and warm.
Pros: I did feel like I was in a tacky Orlando restaurant.
Cons: Horrible service and even more disgusting food.
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