For the ultimate in unhealthy high-desert food, you can't do much better (or worse?) than John's. Where else can you get buffet peanut-butter and pepperoni pizza by the slice? Tell the cook behind the buffet counter what toppings you want, and they'll make it for you. There are drinks and a small arcade in the back. Lots of parking. I don't know what's supposed to be on the 2nd floor, if there even is one.
Pros: buffet pizza
Cons: watch out for the peanut butter pizza!
more