The only reason to go to Paesano's is because you either live in Alamo Heights or pretend like you do.
There must be something in Alamo Height's water supply that makes otherwise sensible people think that Paesano's sub-par food, atrocious service, and unbearable noise level make for an enjoyable dining experience.
Or maybe I just have an unnatural aversion to paying $20 for shrimp swimming in fake butter sauces, or $6 for soups made from oversalted and processed bases. Both only grudging served by San Antonio's most neglectful waitstaff. Please go somewhere else!
Pros: Snob appeal
Cons: Bad food, Bad service, Expensive
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