1. "How can people spend hundreds on wine when Zinfandel will do?"
2. "Sure I've traveled. We go to Mexico every year."
3. "I can't talk right now, it's half-off cotton strecth pants at Pennies today."
4. "...Oprah."
5. "Muffy cooked us 'italian' the other day but it wasn't anything like the Olive Garden!"
6. "I don't know, there's a lot of rough people downtown and those one-ways are SO confusing."
7. "What's with all those weird foreign films? Can't people just kick back and rent 'Domestic Disturbance' like the rest of us?"
8. "God, what's with all this honking!? Can't people see I'm talking on my cell phone?"
9. "Where is the Middle East anyway?"
10. "...Celine Dion."
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