If you enjoy hit&runs, lost paperwork, getting stabbed by chefs knives scattered throughout your moving boxes, sexual harassment, and the destruction of everything you own... This is the company for you!!!
-Experience the the thrill of the of watching a 18 wheel truck crash into your neighbor's pickup only to have Beverly Hills Transfer & Storage deny it happened!
-Ladies! Do you enjoy men you don't know asking probing/disturbing/debasing questions about your marriage? Or do you favor unsolicited opinions on your reproductive choices? With this company you can have BOTH!!!!
-Encounter individuals who will ignore even the simplest of requests and sometimes do the exact opposite at the risk of your personal safety!
-Breathtaking Incompetence! Stunning lack of ethics! Plus, once they leave you get to move the furniture that "didn't fit in the elevator" into your new home alone! And remember, every unlabeled and mislabeled box you open could contain a free open wound!
*Special Bonus Feature (There is a distinct chance that you will meet GODOT if you hire this company)
Fun for the whole family and a class action lawsuit waiting to happen!
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