There should be an app to help run this business more effectively that would: First: select first part of name (Affordable, Advanced, K&R, Kelly's....). Second:select a second part of name: (Oil Tank Removal, Excavation, Dumpster Rental ,Sewer Line Repair, Snow Removal, Scrap, Welding....) Third: make up a location (Alexandria, Chantilly, Fairfax, Centreville, Fairfax Station, Manassas.......) Fourth: advertise with the resulting combination, Fifth, when asked specifics about location, history, licenses, permits or taxes, or past-due notices, simply say this company no longer exists and have the app generate a new combination. As long as the trucks remain unmarked, the app should do the hard part of keeping track of what name combos and corresponding stories people were told. The best icon for the app is the grey feathered ostrich, an animal best known for sticking its tiny head underground, while thinking that nobody can see its big backside.
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