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Transcendent Touch Massage
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Hands down, Elisa gives the best massages EVER! I can't imagine having anyone else rub me all over, all slickery like with oil. She's super duper professional, her office is so wonderfully relaxing and the fact that she'll come to your house for very little extra cost is the bestest thing ever. I encourage everyone in Portland to get regular massages from Elisa, at least 5 times a week. Oh! And on top of being the best masseuse in the world, her prices are so reasonably cheap, it's slightly ridiculous. It would be extremely un-patriotic and un-American to not get as many massages from Elisa as possible. After all, you don't want the terrorists to win, do you? Didn't think so.
Pros: Um, I think being the best masseuse in the history of masseuses is a pretty big "pro"
Cons: That she won't move in with me and be my personal live-in masseuse. Sigh.
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