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Well, I just wanted a bandaid. Turns out, they were out... but they had backpack medkits, piles of weapons ammunition, beer & liquor with rags hanging out of them, and a few other odd devices. oooh and them pills!
All I wanted though, was a bandaid for a papercut. I happened to be near Mercy Hospital and figured that I'd go in there... why not. Turns out, I'm getting slashed by invisible people, some weirdos trying to put his tongue on me, a fat guy keeps showing his belly button, this scrawny woman wearing hanes her way won't stop crying abut the fat guy puking on her, some huge guy with his tongue hanging out with very small legs is on a roid rage, and this guy Louis won't stop complaining. this old guy has a cigarette permanently lit which is amazing. This biker dude who looks like Chuck Liddell is naming everything he hates. All the while Zoey keeps giving me this look. She's some inner nerd but that all changed when all the sudden she drops her pants, bends over, slaps her cheeks, and told me she needs some healing, to cover her. Well the others didn't find it too funny when we took the elevator without them, you know so we could disco dance in the middle and then have some private action.
Great news, there were turret mini-guns on the roof top. Not too sure why, but all I can say is.. ZOEY IS A FREAK. But I gave her what she wanted, now we're just chilling and writing this review. 5 stars! Better than matchDOTcom!
Pros: ZOEY, Lots of Pills, Free Ammo for all Patients, ZOEY
Cons: Skinny girl wont stfu & stop crying about some fat guys puke
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