Super Deluxe Chinese Mess
It isn't ok, it's horrible!
I am not sure if the people of the Ohio Valley think this is quality food, but if they do I am very sad for them.
Positives: Nice and very courtesy staff, drinks always full. Clean restaurant. Nice gift area (not sure what this is about) and extensive selection of food.
Negatives: Lo Mein made of spaghetti noodles, which is horrifying enough, cold selections, taste and texture of food is cheap, greasy, and overly or under seasoned. Disgusting. If people think this food is good it's from their lack of exposure to Asian culture, even street food in Chinatown is of better quality. This is not Japanese food either, I have been to Japan. There is nothing known as ""Japanese Chicken."" As far as pizza and other American dishes, I detest that Chinese Buffets even offer this stuff.
This place looked like the halfway house/rehab just let out. It's wasn't even fun on a tacky level.
I avoided it for years when visiting the area and I will never return.
Best Chinese takeout in the Valley for residents, New Hong Kong in Martins Ferry. Trust a seasoned chef and foody of Asian eating, when I say, it's the best.
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