Do you love bedbugs? Would you love the opportunity to do your own apartment maintenance? Are you mechanically inclined and love fixing your own appliances? Tired of using decent washers and dryers and love using old ones and paying 1.75 per load that doesn't wash all the way? Do you love walls that have holes and cracks? Would you love the experience of waking up at 2am to an apartment filled with gas because your stove pilot light goes out twice a week? If you love living dangerously and hate the finer things in life, and would love to adopt a million homeless bedbugs...then CALL SAMCO REALTY AND MOVE ON IN! We would love to have an opportunity to take you to court for requesting maintenance or an opportunity to evict you should you get married. Our bedbugs are lonely. Operators are standing by, please call now and we'll make sure you have a nice painted bathtub to sit in with a rusty décor. \r
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