"Gentlemen, start your horses." This ain't your momma's horse race track. That's because its your kids race track. When I went, the place was crawling with children. Literally crawling. It used to be that they didn't allow kids in a place of moral debauchery (ie: gamblin', drinkin' and swearin') but I guess anything goes nowadays. Always bet on the horse with the funniest name. They usually win. And, it is really easy to overbet and lose all your money so be careful here. For real. Be careful. Don't end up broke over some horses. I've seen many a young man end up in tears because he's lost all his money bettin' on the races. Good Night and Good Luck.
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