So there we were, famished, having not eaten for days. The sliver of moonlight shone through the window upon our bony bodies. ?Whatever shall we do?? That?s when it hit us, harder than Chris Brown hitting Rihanna. The embers of hope were stoked into a roaring flame. To the internet we went! Faced with a plethora of possible sources of sweet sweet sustenance, we scoured the page titled Menu. What were two dying studs to do? After much contemplation crammed into a short period of time, we had decided. Braving the cool winter air, under the glimmer of starlight, we waited. We were riddled with anticipation, our mouths watering. Finally the car pulled into the driveway. We lost bladder control due to excitement. Can you really blame us? After changing our pants we reopened the door to let in our savior. We wished our savior well on his continued quest to deliver heaven to the masses. It was time to feast, and a merry feast it was. Pizza U is the best place for late-night grub hands down!
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