Well. I wish my wife was still around. Being a poor single dad, I didn't have a woman to send over to the reverend so I had to take on ALL of those responsibilities myself. First, I prayed to Jesus but then I realized he'd already been at it for 5 minutes and I hadn't even noticed! Thank the lord Rev. Jordan is hung like a 6 year old school boy. No wonder he had to force people into illicit encounters! Well, my son graduated last year and since then has been spending a lot of time in Church. I hope nothing happened to HIM. Let's ALL pray for the Rev. Jordan and his smallness. I'm sure Jesus is keeping a close eye on him already!
Pros: yes, he's a pro
Cons: soon he'll be a con
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