(Continued from Lost me at Hello-Part 1) ....What kind of $100+ plate restaurant doesn?t have a lounge/bar area that u can relax while waiting to be seated (which is now 40 min late). The theme is ?nocturnal? & ?experience ur other senses?, so why not have a teaser that gets guests in the mood; GET RID OF the inexperienced young plain clothes dressed hosts; I want to be greeted by the ?Opaque Master Concierge?, w/a big black cane, top hat, & dark glasses, u know? GET RID OF the makeshift podium in the brightly lit lobby; I want to see ?OPAQUE? spelled out in a candlelight mirage the size of a wall in a dimly lit lounge as I enter. GET RID OF the old hotel lobby furniture, I want to be sitting near a suave bar w/dark velvet (sensual to the touch) rimmed bar stools & furry lounge couches, w/scented candles (sensual to the smell). & what about the hypnotic music from the web-site! U could only hear the bellmen service people below. & a 45 min wait w/no cocktails?! I want an audaciously themed cocktail called ?The Opaque? made w/black liquors & served in a tall glass w/tiny dark sun glasses & a cane as the stirrer. Well,we were so turned off by the initial impression of the venue & service, not to mention that we were now over 45 min past our original res time, that we did not even bother to go through with the experience. We left. So maybe the food was going to be exceptional, I guess we?ll never know. But for us it was more than just the food & eating in the dark. We eat out a lot ? we are not novice, so maybe are expectations were too high, (Opaque Web-site just reinforced those expectations). & based on the pricing I expected upscale. To top it off, when I told the ?host? we were leaving, he didn?t even ask why or act surprised?Like he?s used to this happening or something? Just all around disappointing, because we were really looking forward to it. Luckily my lady was so great that she had no qualms about leaving, & we had a great evening - we went to Agos.
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